AH Hahahahahahahahahahaha..................................

Just watch it.





That is a Red Sox fan for you.

Jeff Mathis The Great...........

I worked today so I didn't get to see the Angels play. So I went to Yahoo to look at the box score. See if you notice anything.

Top 7th: LA Angels

- J. Mathis homered to deep left, J. Rivera scored

Top 3rd: LA Angels

- J. Mathis doubled to right center, J. Mathis and E. Aybar scored

Top 5th: LA Angels

- J. Mathis doubled to deep right, V. Guerrero scored, G. Anderson to third

- J. Mathis singled to left, G. Anderson scored, H. Kendrick to third

Top 6th: LA Angels

- J. Mathis singled to center, J. Mathis scored, E. Aybar to second

- J. Mathis singled to center, C. Figgins and E. Aybar scored

Bot 6th: Seattle

- J. Mathis singled to right, J. Lopez scored, R. Sexson to third, J. Vidro to second

- J. Mathis grounded out to shortstop, R. Sexson scored, J. Vidro to third, G. Norton to second

Top 7th: LA Angels

- J. Mathis reached on fielder's choice, M. Izturis scored

- J. Mathis homered to deep left, J. Rivera scored

I mean I think Mathis is a good catcher but wow. According to this he had 6 hits for the Angels today. And 1 hit for the Mariners. But the best part is in the top of the 6th when Mathis singled to center and on the same play Mathis scored but Aybar only got to second. Wow Great Game Jeff Mathis!!

Updates..........

Here are some updates on various things:

• Apparently AD Movie is being held up by a single cast member holdout. They won't say who it is, but we do know who it is not so far. Jason Bateman, Jeffrey Tambor, Michael Cera, David Cross. That leaves a lot of people to choose from.
• Also Arrested Development is now on Itunes. All three seasons now on Itunes.
  
• Also AD is on HULU.COM. Just in case you want to watch for free and not support AD.
• I just tried to guilt people into buying AD.
• Apparently The Office will be back on April 10th. Not April 3rd like everyone thought.
• You mean I have to wait another week.
• Yes
• X-Files Movie is tapped to be released in late July. A new one that is. They brought everyone back for a second movie.
• I am going back to The Office. Don't you just feel bad for Toby sometimes.
• I was just thinking. The last thing we saw from The Office was Dwight and Mose playing table tennis.
• David Wallace hates his HR guy too.
• Oh I think everybody needs to check out the show Airline. It is on the Bio channel everyday at 1pm pacific or 4pm eastern. They follow around Southwest Airlines and all the knucklehead passengers.
• Andy it is KIT-KAT BAR!
• 
  
• I just put a blank line in and then told you about it.
• Oh I was noticing last night that Conan has been on The Tonight Show a lot since the beginning of the year. Maybe they are trying to familiarize him with their audience.
• While watching I saw a commercial for Tito's Taco's. I have been kinda craving that for a couple days so that did not help me at all.
  
• I am supposed to post something for small group thing Tuesday but haven't got the info yet.
• I wish that MLB would get a channel like the NFL and NHL have. Cause then I wouldn't have to watch the Eastern Sports Propaganda Network. Except for the sporting Events.
• The Angels open up on Monday in Minnesota.
• Dodgers open up on......... I don't really care
• I have a fourth ticket to the Ducks game on April 6th. If anyone wants it I'll sell it to you for what I bought it $20.00.

If Only We Could Turn Back The Clock..............

"You certainly can't blame Jonas Hiller, who was thrust into net before the game when J.S. Giguere came down with back spasms. By the way, how scary was it when Hiller went to the bench in the third with a cut on his forehead and Giguere clearly not available to go in there? Randy Carlyle said after the game, that if Hiller couldn't go back in, "There was some mention of George Parros" donning the equipment. Now, that would have been a sight."
-Ducks Blog


Oh how much I wish that would have been the case. Only if Hiller ended up being ok. Cause Parros in net would be the funniest sight ever. Now if ever there was a guarantee of a goalie fight. I can't find a video of the shot off of Hiller. Here is a sampling of Parros' work.

Why You Should Let Your Employees Watch March Madness...............

10. Trust me, they're not really working anyway. I'm not kidding. I used to be in an office environment, and boss, you would be amazed at how many different ways your employees find to not work. I used to actually do things that were less pleasant than work, just to honor the principle. I'm not even sure what that principle was, but I felt strongly about it. I worked very hard to not have to do any real work.

9. In the long run, you'll actually get more productivity. If you block access to the online feed, your employees are going to hate you. You think Robert over in human resources is going to bust his ass for you after you've just denied him one of the few things that brings him joy in this life? He's not. And that hate's going to last a long time, and the longer it lasts, the less productivity you get from Robert. Make Robert happy, and then Robert will make you happy.

8. It's either that, or they'll be refreshing this scoreboard every 10 seconds. One way or another, they're going to follow the game. You can make it easy on them, or you can contribute to their early development of carpal tunnel syndrome caused by repetitive clicking. It's up to you.

7. Ask yourself two questions: What would Michael Scott do, and what would Bill Lumbergh do? And then decide which of those two you'd rather be. Michael used to gather his employees to watch Varsity Blues on Monday. Lumbergh made Peter come in on a Saturday. And even with the harsh realities facing the paper industry, I still bet that Dunder Mifflin is doing better than Initech. Unfortunately, I don't have the numbers to back that up.

6. It will foster a sense of camaraderie among your employees, which will facilitate a paradigm shift throughout the office to a more broad-based, results-driven, consumer-focused atmosphere that builds company synergy and gives your employees the freedom to embrace emerging technologies and think outside the box. That means absolutely nothing to me, but you people seem to like that kind of talk, so I hope you found some meaning in there and it somehow swayed you.

5. You've wasted time on less productive things. Basically, I'm talking about every meeting you've ever had. So much of what you make your employees do is utterly pointless. Why not, for one afternoon, be honest with yourself and your employees about wasting time? You might find it refreshing.

4. There's a huge chain e-mail going around right now that encourages all employees who are denied access to March Madness to make Monday, "National Office Supply Theft Day."* Is it worth it? Giving your employees a couple hours to enjoy themselves vs. losing 75% of your binder clips and a couple of laser printers on Monday? Do a cost-analysis on that one, boss.

3. You are threatening the existence of the species. What am I talking about? I'm talking about swarms of men who would rather lose their reproductive ability than not be able to watch the opening Thursday and Friday of the tournament. A generation of men, without the ability to procreate. Thanks a lot, boss! This is the very survival of the species that we're talking about. You want that on your conscience? You want to risk that? Go rent Children of Men sometime, buddy, and tell me how pleasant that world looks. It will be all your fault, and I don't think Clive Owen's got it in him to bail us out of that mess again.

2. There's probably someone in your office who is on the brink of a killing spree anyway. Don't risk it.

1. You're really kind of an ass if you don't. I'm sorry to put it so bluntly, but that's the way it is. Do you really want to be the hard-ass boss that everyone hates? You don't want to live like that. It's not a huge sacrifice we're talking about here. Two afternoons where a few employees use up some bandwidth so they're not miserable people who hate waking up every morning. That's it. Do the right thing.




Now I didn't write this. I found it on yahoo. I especially like number 7.

Greatness...............

Here is a little bit of the genius of Monty Python.

You Know When You Are...............

You know when you are looking for something and don't find it but you find something else that is even better. Well a few minutes ago I was trying to get to the PMA site to check the dispatch summary for tomorrow. Well it was down and I couldn't get there. So I googled it thinking I could get around it somehow, and I found this it is a bulletin released back in 2002 about the ILWU work slowdown. I guess it was written to upset people and turn them against the union. But starting on page two it starts to list events that are suggesting a slowdown. and I found this list funny. Here is a portion of the list.

In Portland, ILWU members refused working a grain ship, alleging a safety
concern because a U.S. Customs official, carrying a weapon, was on board inspecting
cargo.

In Los Angeles, the Union failed to dispatch adequate numbers of workers to
terminals, while in Oakland, one crane driver moved three containers per hour when the
three-year average for the vessel being worked is 30.

At the Matson terminal in Oakland today, one crane was moving 12 containers
per hour, despite averaging 30 per hour over the past three years. That ship missed its
sail schedule by at least one day.

The cargo ship, Hyundai Emperor, docked in the Port of Portland, experienced an
average of 5 container moves per hour this morning against an average of 21.68 moves
per hour. During the evening shift, this ship experienced 11.1 moves per hour.

In Tacoma, an Evergreen ship being worked at the MTC terminal is experiencing
10-12 container moves per hour against an average of 32. A K-Line vessel was
producing 11.4 container moves per hour against an average of 26.35. Maersk operations
in Tacoma were operating at 50 percent of normal today. The ILWU failed to dispatch
any labor to unload the ship during the midnight shift.

In Los Angeles/Long Beach, the Union refused to work extended shifts, violating
its ongoing agreement with PMA. In addition, the ILWU also failed to post clerk
positions in the casual hiring hall, thereby violating an arbitration award.

At the Hanjin terminal in Southern California, ILWU clerks stopped working,
alleging that a gear certification on a piece of equipment had expired, even though a 90-
day extension of that certificate was in place. The clerks then alleged erroneously that
the signatures on the extension were forged.


The whole thing after that was just great. PMA sounded like a bunch of whiners not getting their way.

It isn't that I don't have anything to say but...........

I keep finding stuff that I think is funny. Last night I was watching the WEST WING. It was the episode HAPPY BIRTHDAY ABBY. There is a huge birthday party for The first Lady. The secret service wouldn't let Donna in. Later Josh finds out why and tells her. Then ABBY, CJ, Donna, and Amy go to get drunk. Donna mentions that they changed the border and the town she was born in was now in Canada. Later back at the party Abby says she has a surprise later for Donna. This is the surprise. I fell off the couch when the President came in.

I Love Youtube........................

Ok this might be the greatest goalie save ever. Then the best goalie save dance ever.


This is just embarrassing for the guy.

The combination of two great things..............

Legos and beer.

I was reading something today...................

About the actor Marlon Brando, and I came upon this quote. "He was an avid user of the Internet in his final years, often going into chat rooms to start arguments." I was thinking how awesome that is. I think that if I were an old man I would do the exact same thing.

Huh???????????

Roger Clemens Roger Clemens?

Okay Here is a question. Don't these two look awfully similar. I mean come on Roger don't you know what steroids do to you. They make you look like giant doofball holding a cup of coffee. Is it just me or are you wondering what is in his coffee too. Also steroid Roger is wearing a bow tie. Classy move Roider Roger. Where as Regular lying Roger is wearing a tie and it is off center.

this is great videoness......................

Part 1: A Daily Show (sorry the embedding wouldn't work so I linked it below.?

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=155946&title=late-night-tangle

Part 2: The Colbert Report (again with the embedding)
http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/index.jhtml?ml_video=149103


Part 3: Late Night With Conan O'Brien

I laughed out loud when I read this........

Well there is a website politifact.com and it has these truth-o-meters. Kinda like the believe-o-meter. and they have true, mostly true, half true, barely true, false, and pants on fire(that is for the completely false you didn't even think before you spoke kinda false). Oh I forgot to mention that the site compares all the candidates and how truthful their statements are. And the one below was the funniest one not because they refute what the Senator said but the way they explain why he is a pants on fire.
edit- I forgot the headline.

"The president is brain-dead."

Joe Biden on Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 in Des Moines, Iowa.

Irresponsible claim (and wrong medical diagnosis)

During a campaign stop in Iowa on July 4, the six-term senator declared, “This guy is brain-dead.”

It’s an extreme charge, since brain death is defined as “irreversible unconciousness with complete loss of brain function” (Encyclopedia of Death and Dying).

Needless to say, we find the charge ridiculous. There’s no evidence Biden performed the necessary medical tests to make such a diagnosis. We would have accepted the results of a cerebral blood flow study or proof that Biden had examined Bush to see if he had an oculocephalic reflex.

Indeed, even people who disagree with the president about Iraq and assorted other issues will acknowledge that the president has spontaneous respiration and is responding to stimuli.